Ive been a bad girl...

So there i was cleaning a Cinema during a busy period on shift when a co-worker said to me "I know it's dark during the movie but how can people make so much mess! I just don't get it". It struck me that i didn't know either so i thought about it briefly. I found it quite hilarious to imagine the patrons in their dark session doing the following "Oh are you ready?! because here comes the food train!" or "here comes the aeroplane! nom nom nom nom". Perhaps they fling food at each other like monkeys fling poo at one another for shits (pun intended) and giggles. I think they must revert to their child like personalities. "Does baby want some food? Oh yes she does. Oh yes she does *weird unrecognisable noise*".

LOL

I really should think first...

1. At work the other week i was helping out some other workmates of mine by putting through some loads of laundry. I managed to figure out the top loader dishwasher easy enough, open the top lid thingo, put the washing powder in and press the start button! EASY. Then i move on to the frontloader washing machine. I open it up, have a look around and for the life of i just simply can't figure out where to put the washing powder in. So i turn to my workmate/friend and ask:

"Hey, where do i put the washing powder in this frontloader?" and their reply "That's not a frontloader, thats a dryer" -_-

2. This also occurred at work. I was asked by the kitchen staff to go and get a tub of vanilla icecream from the freezer. So i open the freezer, have a look around and can't find the icecream. I see beers, breads and other assorted foods but no icecream. It then SLOWLY clicks that i wasn't in a freezer but in a massive fridge, i turn to my left and there you have it...a big sign saying "THIS IS THE FREEZER, YOU FOOL" -_-

What was i thinking...

I like to think i have a unique sense of humour....as do we all! I work at the movies and 'Rock of Ages' is out at the moment and at the time i was about to clean one cinema in particular. In the movies, one of the main characters, a wannabe Rock star sells out and leads a pop group called the 'Zguy-ees' (double the e's double the flavour). I thought it would be hilarious, i seriously did, to say, instead of "See ya guys", "Z ya guy-ees" to everyone that were slowly making their way out of the session. Needless to say, no one got the reference and i felt incredibly awkward. What was i thinking....